ANGUS, THONGS AND FULL-FRONTAL SNOGGING (SPECIAL OFFER : FREE DELIVERY)
Angus: My mixed-breed cat, half domestic tabby, half Scottish wildcat. The size of a small Labrador, only mad. Thongs: Stupid underwear. What's the point of them, anyway. They just go up your bum, as far as I can tell. Full-Frontal Snogging: Kissing with all the trimmings, lip to lip, open mouth, tongues . . . everything. Her dad's got the mentality of a Teletubby. Her cat, Angus, is trying to eat the poodle next door. And her best friend thinks she looks like an alien - just because she accidentally shaved off her eyebrows. . .